I am an arachnid

my eight legs are long

my body has 2 pieces

and my sticky web is so wrong

My bite doesn't hurt

and the venom is still

as your body lays quiet

My fangs just might kill

Spiders are ugly

they're nasty and gross

I hate when I see them

they scare me the most

I hit them with brooms

I hit them with sticks

I hope they get squished

lick a dead little tick

A brown recluse is bad

it's bite is the worst

don't let him sleep with you

because death might come first

My tarantula is hairy

he just ate my snake

I brought out my blender

we will drink him as a shake